🌿 Aromatic Essential Oil Blends

✨ Eight Retro Remedies for Everyday Moments

💨 Easy, Portable Inhaler

Meet Our New Retro Remedy Inhalers!

A little aromatherapy with a lot of personality.

Our Retro Remedy Inhalers are easy-to-use aromatic inhalers made with thoughtfully selected essential oil blends for those everyday moments when you want to feel refreshed, reset your routine, or simply need a boost on the go.

Each inhaler has its own playful name and unique blend, so you can choose the one that fits the moment — whether your battery is at 2%, you can’t find your keys, or you’re not just totally fine.

Choose Your Remedy:

Put the Snack Down

Grapefruit • Tangerine • Lemon • Peppermint • Bergamot

A bright, citrusy blend with a refreshing mint finish, perfect for keeping nearby when you want a fresh aroma during your daily routine.

Cootie Control

Cinnamon • Clove • Eucalyptus • Rosemary • Lemon • Sweet Orange • Peppermint • Frankincense

A bold blend of warm spice, fresh herbs, citrus, and mint with a crisp, comforting aroma.

Head Drama

Peppermint • Lavender • Eucalyptus • Frankincense

Cooling Peppermint and Eucalyptus pair with soft Lavender and grounding Frankincense for a fresh, soothing aromatic blend.

Don't Hurl

Spearmint • Lavender • Sweet Orange • Lemon • Ginger

A fresh combination of mint, citrus, Lavender, and Ginger with a bright, clean aroma that's easy to reach for anytime.

Nose Job

Peppermint • Eucalyptus • Rosemary • Pine • Cypress

A crisp, invigorating blend filled with cooling mint, fresh herbs, and woodsy evergreen notes.

Where Are My Keys

Rosemary • Cedarwood • Vetiver

An earthy, grounding blend featuring herbal Rosemary with deep Cedarwood and Vetiver notes.

I'm Fine, Totally Fine

Spearmint • Eucalyptus

Simple, fresh, and straight to the point. Spearmint and Eucalyptus create a cool, refreshing aroma for those everything-is-fine kind of days.

Battery 2%

Key Lime • Grapefruit • Sweet Orange • Peppermint

Bright citrus notes of Key Lime, Grapefruit, and Sweet Orange meet refreshing Peppermint for a lively, energizing aroma.

Why You'll Love Them

• Easy to Use: Simply hold beneath your nose and inhale lightly.
  
  

• Portable: Small enough to keep in your purse, pocket, desk, or travel bag.
  
  

• Eight Unique Blends: Choose an aroma that fits your mood, routine, or moment.
  
  

• No Mess: Enjoy aromatherapy without rollers, sprays, or oils on your skin.
  
  

• Long-Lasting: Each inhaler can last up to 3 years when properly stored.

How to Use:

Hold the inhaler just beneath your nose and inhale lightly. Use as needed whenever you want to enjoy the aroma or add a refreshing moment to your day.

For best results, replace the cap securely after each use and store in a cool, dry place.

Long-Lasting Aroma

Each inhaler can last up to 3 years, making it an easy go-to to keep at home, at work, in your purse, or while traveling.

Like all of our products, our Retro Remedy Inhalers are HANDMADE in Texas, USA and made with thoughtfully selected ingredients.

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. No Crap In It products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.